And Joel Heyman is my Hufflepuff Prince

sinyhale:

Can we talk about how the Nogitsune took advantage of what Stiles knows about everyone? Isaac having lost his friends and pack members, Derek never mourning his family, the twins never agreeing with each other, Lydia not over Jackson, Scott not over Allison, Melissa’s secret…….

I just really loved it, okay? kgjdsgk

(x)

sylphoftime:

james sirius potter going to hogwarts and totally using his dad as an excuse to get away with all sorts of shit because excuse me was it your dad who defeated voldemort and he tries it once in herbology and neville is like excuse me was it you who told voldemort to fuck himself and killed his snake with a legendary sword while your dad took a nap yeah i didn’t think so now do your damn homework

luigisorchestra:

bowtiesandbiscuits:

15th of March 2012.

Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. 

OH MY LORD

I CAN’T EVEN

HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS

onelazyfeminist:

if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

lesbianladyluck:

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

How about telling girls that caring about their own pleasure makes them slutty?

itstherocketeer:

nerdfightersinyourpants:

timeladysmindpalace:

disneymoviesandfacts:

Rapunzel is the only Disney Princess to have green eyes, and the second Disney heroine to have green eyes after Esmeralda.

Well, there is Dean, but he isn’t from Disney.


But Dean is a pretty princess.


I don’t watch Supernatural but now i want to

itstherocketeer:

nerdfightersinyourpants:

timeladysmindpalace:

disneymoviesandfacts:

Rapunzel is the only Disney Princess to have green eyes, and the second Disney heroine to have green eyes after Esmeralda.

Well, there is Dean, but he isn’t from Disney.

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But Dean is a pretty princess.

I don’t watch Supernatural but now i want to

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME