And Joel Heyman is my Hufflepuff Prince

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

lishsterical:

booperesque:

A few points need to be made about this:

1. Stevie has screenshotted a photo “6/6” from his photo gallery to post this. 6/6 photos of him and Xabs?

2. It is 8:10 the morning at the time of the screenshot and about 10am UK time when he posts it. (wtf steven have you been staring at it for 2 hours?)

3. He doesn’t tag “XabiAlonso14” because he’s 100% aware it’s a fake account, but continues to persistently, embarrassingly, ‘like’ as many photos as he can from that account.

*secondhand embarrassment intensifies*

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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hawxkeye:

Wipe him. And start over.

psiongamma:

darklordmeowmix:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

prettyarbitrary:

nuedvixx:

blusterousiris:

Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All. 

😻😻

Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.

WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS

Perfect!!

my favorite part about this ad is that it’s just a bikini ad, not a ‘plus size bikini’ ad

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

scareyprice:

when you’re team is losing so badly but you refuse to turn the game off

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