joel staring intently at a tortilla chip
Ben & Matt take shots at each other (for charity) X
Promoting men’s body positivity. We all don’t have chiseled abs.
I wonder how much stupid is taking place in the notes
Looks like a very tiny amount if any at all. Good sign.
All of them can get it.
Eight. Yes. This is a good beginning.
My literal thought process was “cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute”
all i thought was those boxers are borrrrrinng bring on some color plz
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
DAN’S FACE OH MY GOSH
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
my hand slipped.